THE GUARDIAN
BY: DIANA M.
Chapter Seven
Scarlett woke, her head pounding, to find herself sprawled on a wooden palette
covered with an old thin blanket. From the smell, she guessed the ragged wool had
last adorned a very unwashed horse. Above her, lichen clung to an ancient stone
ceiling, slick with moisture. There was very little light.
A dark, dank cell, she thought to herself, how clichéd.
She sat up to get a better look at her surroundings, and a sharp bolt of pain
seared through her skull.
“Unnhhhhh.” Scarlett rubbed the back of her head. A lump the size of a golf
ball stood out from her skull. She fingered it gingerly. It was tender, but at least there
was no sign of blood crusting her hair. Xamot had smacked her pretty hard. She was
lucky to get away with a concussion and a lumpy head.
Scarlett shivered and rubbed her hands together. The cell lived up to its
platitudes by being cold as well. Scarlett’s uniform was not designed to protect from
this sort of chill, and her gloves had been taken from her; the lines of throwing stars
she had sewn to the leather too much of a threat to be ignored. She gathered the thin
stinking blanket around her. It did little to fight the cold.
A fresh shock of pain lanced her head. Its sickening ache made Scarlett retch.
Her empty stomach gave up little; she had lost her last meal in front of the gate at
Stonehenge. Roadblock’s fajitas had not tasted as good coming up as they had going
down.
Scarlett's vomiting drew the attention of her guards. She heard the harsh
scraping as the latch was drawn back at the door of her cell. The door opened, and
a harsh ray of light made Scarlett wince. It was soon blocked out by the bulk of a
large blue-shirted COBRA viper.
“She’s up, sir.”
“Well? Whaddya waiting for? The old man said to bring her up as soon as
nappy-time was over!” Scarlett recognized the nasal Cockney twang. “ ‘ere, lemme
get her.” Ripper pushed his way eagerly past the soldier and moved to grab Scarlett’s
arm. He giggled happily, “Come with Ripper, sweetie, he’ll take good care of ya.”
“No chance, nature boy!” Scarlett’s foot flashed out from underneath the
blanket and her boot caught Ripper in the crotch. Gurgling, he collapsed to the floor
and lay there moaning. Uproarious laughter and applause accompanied his
writhing.
“Cor! Got him good, she did!” Buzzer stood in the doorway. Scarlett rose to
rush past him. She stood too fast for her pounding head, however, and another
white-hot pain forced her to sit down. “C’mon, Torch. Help me get her.”
“Get those boots of her first,” Torch lingered in the doorway, “ I’m not letting
the little darlin’ punt me in the googlies like she did Ripper.”
Scarlett struggled wildly when she felt Buzzer grab her and hold her arms
down. Her head ached painfully, and the room spun. She couldn’t get the leverage to
pull herself free.
“Torch! I can’t hold her meself!”
“Knock her one on the head then. It worked before.”
“She has to go up there awake and everything,” Buzzer’s arm brushed close
across Scarlett’s mouth. She took the opportunity and bit deep. “Yeeeeoooowch!
She’s a biter!” Buzzer had the strength of mind not to let go. So did Scarlett. “Torch!
Just grab ‘er!”
“All right, but I ain’t getting close to her feet, ‘n her mouth, neither.” Torch
ambled in and grabbed Scarlett by the waist. By then, Ripper had regained his
composure and came to give his friends a hand.
“Get her off!” Scarlett could taste Buzzer’s blood in her mouth; she tightened
her grip on his arm. Ripper and Torch tried to pry her jaw open, but she wouldn’t give
way.
“She ain’t harf got a good grip, Buzzer. She’s like a bulldog, she is”
“Just get her off me bleedin’ arm!”
“Here, Ripper, let’s give her a good yank!” Torch and Ripper grabbed Scarlett
and gave a sudden sharp tug.
“AAAAARRRRGGHHHHHH! You rotters!” Scarlett and Buzzer’s arm were
quickly and unceremoniously separated. She noted with some satisfaction that a
good chunk of his flesh remained in her mouth. She spat it to the floor. Buzzer
grabbed at his arm. Scarlett saw the blood begin to ooze from between his fingers.
“You bitch! You cow! You’re going to pay for that!” He grabbed a ball gag from the
wall and roughly fastened it around her head, “There. A nice little muzzle. That’ll
hold you ‘till you get upstairs. Let’s go.”
“ ‘Ang on.” Scarlett felt Ripper hurriedly remove her boots, “I ain’t taking no
chances.”
Scarlett was carried feet first out the door by all three Dreadnocks. As they left
the dungeon she caught a glimpse of the viper that had opened her cell. He was still
standing net to the door, key in hand. The dungeon door swung shut, and she heard
him beginning to chortle. At least she’d made someone’s day.
They carried Scarlett through a maze of hallways. Rotting tapestries and rusty
suits of armor hung from the crumbling stone walls. Cobra Commander always did
have a flair for the dramatic. Scarlett thought back to all the fantastic fortresses and
medieval castles the Joe team had razed of COBRA forces. It was a wonder there
were any old buildings of this size left. There couldn’t have been that many to begin
with, really. She wondered if the Commander had them built specially.
The Dreadnocks stopped at what looked suspiciously like elevator doors.
“Stop pushing the button, Ripper. It won’t make it come any faster.”
“ ‘Ow do you know, Buzzer? ‘Ow do you know it don’t think there are more
of us waitin’?”
The doors slid open, and the Dreadnocks hustled Scarlett inside. “You wouldn’t
think one Joe would be so much trouble, would you?”
“ I don’t see why we don’t just get rid of ‘er. Seems to me the fewer Joes we
gotta deal with the better.”
“Naw, Torch, this one’s too pretty to kill. We should just get rid of the ugly ones. The lady Joes is worf keepin’.”
“There’s only three of ‘em. We’d hafta kill all the others to get to ‘em.”
“One for each of us, right? And we already got one.”
“ I likes the redhead.”
“We got the redhead.”
“Not this one. The other one. The one with the shorter hair.”
“Ain’t she the one we saw in Cosmo?”
“Shut up, twits, we’re at the top.” Buzzer waited for the doors to open, then
kicked back the security gate with his foot. They hauled Scarlett into a large bright
room, filled with COBRA computers and operators. Scarlett could hear the bustle
of a communications room. She was carried to a long gleaming table covered with a
number of steaming dishes, out of place amid the monitors and communications
stations. The Dreadnocks dumped Scarlett into a chair, tied her hands and legs down,
and pushed her in.
“ ‘ere, darlin’ lemme get you a plate,” Ripper piled a silver platter high with
meat and vegetables from the numerous tureens. He placed it in front of Scarlett with
aplomb, “You must be starvin’, after all that upchuckin’,” Scarlett inhaled a heady whiff
of rich food and her stomach growled unhappily. “Course your tummy could still be
a little unhappy.”
“Leave her and go. Your conversation is tiresome and your odor ruins the
palette,” Destro’s deep voice purred from across the table.
“Sure, Destro,sir, just let us grab a mouthful of-”
“GO!” All three Dreadnocks rushed to the elevator. Torch managed to swipe a
large dripping chunk of roast beef on the way. They grumbled to each other as the
elevator doors closed.
“Blimy, ‘ees toffed.”
“Got kicked in the danglers, and not a word of thanks.”
“Bloody shame, that is.”
Destro eyed Scarlett and sipped from a glass of red wine. He waved over a
nearby viper. “McGregor, please remove her gag. I find it hard to eat looking at that
ball in her mouth,” Destro daintily cut a strip of beef, scooped some horseradish onto
the back of his fork, and lofted the whole conglomeration to his mouth. The viper
came around the table and freed Scarlett from the gag. Destro chewed thoroughly
and swallowed. “My dear Scarlett O’Hara, how nice to see you once again. I
would free your hands and invite you to join me, but I long ago learned never to give
you the smallest of freedoms,” he smiled over the rim of his wineglass.
“I don’t eat with animals like you, Destro.”
“Now, now, my dear, let us not fall into the indecencies of bickering, shall we?”
“How long did it take to get the arrowhead out of your arm?”
Destro frowned and rubbed the bandage over his wound, “Yes, the type of
tip you are using seems to travel quite far into bone. Never fear, there is no
permanent damage done.”
“Oh good, I’d hate to think I’d hurt you any way,” Scarlett spat facieciously,
“You’re lucky I missed, I was aiming for your head.”
“I think you would have found my mask protects me from all projectiles of
many types, dear Scarlett.”
“That wasn’t the head I was talking about.”
“Enough!” Destro slammed his glass down, shattering the stem in his hand.
McGregor rushed forward to clean the mess. “I grow weary of this exchange. You
will share with me now all the security codes you can recall that would help us into
Joe databases.”
“I’m not going to just give them to you, you know.”
“I am aware of your stubborn reluctance to cooperate. However, I think you
know that we have many ways of making you comply.” McGregor handed Destro a
new glass and filled it from the bottle on the table.
“You could try, but I’ve already seen most of the Commander’s little toys.
They’re never too hard to ignore. In fact, its usually when old rag face is playing that
we get away.”
“I would have to agree with you, Scarlett. Unfortunately for you, the
Commander is on Snake Island explaining his failure to Serpentor. I’m afraid
you must put up with me in his place,” Destro stood, both hands resting on the table,
and glared at her, “and I don’t play his games.”
Scarlett jumped at a crackling sound behind her. Destro strode around the
table, Scarlett couldn’t follow see what he was doing after he passed behind the high
back of her chair. He returned carrying two long metal probes with black rubber
grips. A wire ran from each probe to the floor and around behind Scarlett.
“I find old fashioned methods so much more reliable, don’t you?” a bolt of
electricity jumped between the probes, crackling menacingly. “ I think it won’t
be too long before you decide complying is so much more comfortable.”
Destro touched one probe to each of Scarlett’s hands. Instantly, she felt as if
every nerve were on fire. Her body arched, muscles twitching out of control. She
could smell ozone burning.
“My dear, you simply can’t take too many more of those.” Destro whispered
in her ear.
“We’ll find out, won’t we?” she snarled through clenched teeth. The muscles
in her arms still twitched feebly.
Destro sighed, “Yes, I suppose we shall have to.” He touched her with the
probes again, and again.
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