THE GUARDIAN
BY: DIANA M.
Chapter Five
The Joes broke up into four groups and loaded themselves into the
super-sonic cargo carriers that would jet them quickly over the Atlantic. Vehicles were
prepared for drop and loaded onto a fifth carrier.
Scarlett and Cover Girl followed Duke and the rest of their team towards the
front of their carrier and found their parachutes. Duke picked up his and began
inspecting the rigging.
"Triple check your chutes, troops." Duke pulled open the pack and looked
closely at the material, "It’s not nice to get a nasty surprise several thousand feet
up." He repacked his main chute carefully, and started in on the back-up.
Scarlett and followed suit without comment. Cover Girl wrinkled her nose
sulkily and eyed her pack with distaste, "C’mon, Duke. The government pays
millions of dollars buying us the best equipment possible. We have this nifty speedy
carrier jet, I’m pretty sure something as simple as a chute couldn’t be too fouled up.
Why waste time on this?"
"Saving your own ass is never a waste of time, Cover Girl," Duke sat down and
stowed his chute under the webbed bench, "Never forget, Uncle Sam buys from the
lowest bidder. Besides, you got better things to do?"
"Here, I’ll help. God forbid you should break a nail," Scarlett finished her own
inspection and grabbed Cover Girl’s chute. She could feel the rumbling of the carrier
as it taxied down the runway to take off.
"Thanks Scarlett," Cover girl looked relieved, "I don’t mean to be a bitch. Its
nerves, I guess." While Scarlett checked all the rigging, Cover Girl pulled out both
chutes and checked the material. They sat and packed the chutes as the carrier
rolled into final position.
"Sit down, strap in, and shut up," Wild Bill’s cheerful voice crackled over the
intercom, "We’re taking off, and this baby kicks like a mule!"
Scarlett strapped in and gritted her teeth as the carrier sped down the runway.
It wasn’t a smooth ride. The millions Cover Girl attributed to military spending didn’t
go towards suspension or seat cushions. The ride smoothed out once the carrier
was fully airborne.
"We’ll go supersonic in a few minutes kiddies. I’ll give you a little travellin’
music to hold you over ‘till we get to where we’re goin’," Wild Bill must have set
his boom box near the intercom. The twangy voice of Loretta Lynn drifted into the
hold.
"...In a shack in the town of Butcher Hollow..."
Gung Ho was joined by other Joes in a deafening holler of protest that drowned
poor Loretta out completely. Recondo took the butt of his rifle and began pounding
on the hold ceiling.
"Enough!" The noise stopped. Duke glared angrily at his troops, "Nervous
tension is one thing, but I expect to get to the battlefield without a headache."
‘Coal Miner’s Daughter’ continued to drift through the hold. Duke rubbed the
back of his neck and looked up towards the cockpit.
"I think I left something of mine up there during our last war games," Duke
walked to the ladder that led up to the cockpit and opened the hatch, "I’ll go put
that on." He smiled as he climbed up.
Scarlett and Cover Girl looked at each other. Scarlett rolled her eyes
heavenward and sighed.
"What’s with the rolling eyes?" Leatherneck leaned over Doc.
"Obviously you don’t know Duke’s taste in music," Cover Girl shook her head
as she muttered, "I’d almost prefer Loretta."
"I actually kind of like it, myself," Scarlett smiled, "But he always blasts it so
loud. It’s sort of grown on me, I guess."
"Let me guess, some sort of opera stuff?" Leatherneck mused, "Something by
that crazy German guy...Pogner?"
"Wagner," Doc smiled, "Pogner was an elf."
"Yeah, that guy. Him, right? Just like in ‘Apocalypse Now’, right? Loving the
smell of Napalm in the morning and shit." Leatherneck nodded to himself.
"You’ll see," Scarlett always enjoyed watching new Joes get used to Duke.
She had watched others get used with his eccentricities. Thisnew lot seemed to be taking longer, not developing quite the intimate relationshipenjoyed by the older Joes. Perhaps it was because of Hawk’s influence. The newer Joes had yet to knit closely with the old.
Scarlett smiled at Duke as he slid down the ladder and secured his seat’s safety
harness. He waved the Loretta Lynn CD and grinned at her, " Well, Red, it was a bit of
a fight, but I got it from him."
"What did you have him put on, Duke?"
"This will definitely get you in the mood for warfare." He fastened her belts
for her, "we’re about to go super."
"Valkyries, Duke?" Leatherneck shot Duke a thumbs up.
"No thanks, we’ve got Scarlett," Duke grinned, " Besides, I’m not ready
for Valhalla yet."
"I meant-"
"Prepare to go supersonic" Wild Bill’s interrupted. Buckles clicked throughout
the hold as the Joes strapped in. Scarlett felt her self once again pushed back
into the seat’s webbing as the supersonic jets kicked in. At the same time growling
guitars screamed over the intercom. Cover Girl plugged her ears with her fingers.
Gung Ho and Recondo cheered.
"Metallica?!?" Leatherneck’s mouth gaped open.
Doc smiled , "An opera man he’s not. We’re lucky he lost his Motorhead CD."
Scarlett leaned across Doc, "You should hear him play! I never knew he had
ever touched a guitar ‘till that Cold Slither escapade." She shouted to be heard
above the corrosive guitar solo. Gung Ho and Recondo joined in on the next chorus,
making up for tone-deafness with overwhelming volume.
The carrier sped with its four mates towards Stonehenge and the battle that
awaited.
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