THE GOOSE'S HAREM...

Now some of you may have heard that out
Goose has got a bit of a reputation as a
ladies’ man. I’ve managed to get a little
evidence together which should prove it.
What?! Doc you didn’t…Where did you get
that!
We’ll start off with our—and his—favorite
lady. Our very own Miss. Niko
Why me…Why me…
                                                 I was just happy to see him. I mean we
                                                 thought he was dead.
                                                   Suuuure you were.
                                                  I was!
                                                       We all were. Can we get on with this?

Doc you are SO dead after this.
Hmmm… You know Niko, it does look a
little…umm. I think I’ll just shut up now.
What? The Doctor has no comment?
I ahhh…ummm…I…
I think this picture speaks for itself.
I tripped and…umm…this is after he helped
me up.
I don’t know you look pretty comfortable
                                                there Niko.
                                             Next!

Niko, why are you fainting here?
Because I got a flash of Doc’s body. I just
didn’t know if I was the one who killed him.
And what did you do with the body?
I didn’t see that part. But the pieces were
small enough for easy disposal…
Oh, please. You know you love me.
There are days Doc.
Hmmm. Let me know next time one of those
                                               loving days comes round, we can go out and
                                               have some fun.

Now, I wouldn’t want anyone thinking that
our Goose is a one women man, because
he’s not. Here he is with his first love,
Darkstar. And what a blinding beauty she is.
Doc, has anyone told you that your
despicable.
Nooooo, and I’m sure they’d be lying if they
did.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that.

Ah, true love. Or at least a strong case of
lust. Just take a look at the
expression…that’s the happiest I’ve seen him,br> since Sen. Wheiner came down with the
measles.
He’s not happy, he is…he is just relieved.
Don’t remind me of that Doc. Remember
who’s kids he got those from?
Why Miss. Niko are you jealous?
                                                I don’t know Niko. He really does seem to
                                                have a soft spot for Annie.
                                              Yeah I’ll give him a soft spot. Right after I
                                              give one to Doc.
                                        I suggest we move to the next chapter
                                          Doc…Niko! Get your hand off that badge.
                                         Just one-shot Zach.
                                               I said no. I’ve already got two kids I don’t
                                        need three more.
                                        I heard that Zach.
                                   Daddy!
                                      AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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